Lyrics

Waiting For The Water To Recede

(Magnuson)

The river’s heading your way, according to reports
And there are few if any escapes
I guess that means you’re never gonna have your day in court
The curtain’s falling down with all the drapes

And you drink when you you’re dry
But that mud in your eye
Makes you look just like a friend in need
Walking on the water, wading in the water
Waiting for the water to recede

You really oughta start to swim now before the tide
Swallows you up whole then looks for more
Even if it means you’re gonna bruise your tender hide
A-kickin’ and a-slappin’ at the floor

Maybe you should try to find a place that’s high and dry
Or maybe you should grow some fins and gills
I know how bad you want to figure out a reason why
And I also know you never will

Neither Of Us Ever Leaves

(Magnuson)

When I’m weak you’re all I’ll ever need
Then I think I’m strong and all I’ll ever need is me
You’re gone and I just don’t know what to do
You’re here and I’ll do anything to get away from you

Why do you have to be so much like me?
There’s so many things that you’d be better off to be
Your smile turns this house into a home

But for heaven’s sake, can’t you please just once leave me alone?

Through all the storms and other nasty weather
You’re here to keep me warm and rake the leaves
But it really ain’t so much that we stay together
It’s more like neither of us ever leaves

Don’t leave me, I can’t live without you
You’re keeping me from everything I really want to do
Sure, I know I’d cry one thousand tears
If I were to lose you, but right now you are right here

The Blues I’ve Always Had

(Magnuson)

All good things they must come to an end
But it seems the bad things just keep on happenin’
And life is short, but let me tell you what
Life may well be short but not nearly short enough

Life would be so good
If it weren’t so bad
I used to think someday I would
Find some way to erase the blues that I’ve always had

I can gaze out on an ocean view
And think about so little time and so much to do
But today when I got up for day 4,039
At that factory, there seemed to be a lot of time

Last night in my head, Worse came to Worse
And he didn’t recognize himself, he just burped and cursed
Before I bought them both a beer, I drank one first
Boy, these blues sure do produce one mean and nasty thirst

The Curb To Which I Have Been Kicked

(Magnuson)

I was doing fine
For the most part, unperturbed
Somebody seemed to love me
But then they kicked me to the curb

They seemed to really care
But like the weather, they just turned
They showed me the door
And then they kicked me to the curb

Heart broken, heart attacked
By an Arnold comma Benedict
Heart left here to die
On this curb to which I have been kicked

Blindsided by betrayal
Broken, brick by brick
A bug’s eye view of my own blood
On this curb to which I have been kicked

I’ve written my obit
I can recite it word for word
It reads, “In lieu of flowers,
Avengement of my death preferred”

And that headstone I designed
That’s laid out in my will
It will never mark my grave
This curb is all that will

The curb to which I have been kicked
Is on a busy road
Tires crushing fingers
Exhaust straight up my nose

I’ve had a broken heart before
And it hurts like hell, for sure
But there’s a special kind of pain reserved
For when you get kicked to the curb

The Farther Away I Get From You

(Magnuson)

The farther away I get from you
The closer I get to relief
The less time I spend thinking of you
The lighter the proverbial leaf
Turn, turn it over
And finally discover
Ways to regain what you stole
The farther away I get from you
The more I recapture my soul

The farther away I get from you
The freer I am from myself
The fewer the symptoms of you
The more I am nursed back to health
Give pause and take action
Addition, subtraction
Proof once again less is more
The farther away I get from you
The less of it I must endure

The farther away I get from you
The clearer your essence becomes
If I see someone looks like you
My mind no longer hightails it and runs
I made it somehow
No need to run now
I’m almost sufficiently far

The farther away I get from you
The better I know where you are

Ain’t Afraid

(Magnuson)

Sit back and watch the time
Erase the symbols and the signs
And lines you drew to chart your bumpy ride
To stay that rising course
Would have required true grit and force
You’re not afraid of little hard work
You’re terrified

I could’ve sworn the sun
Was shining bright at half-past one
But light of day has turned to dead of night
With every step I take
I could make the costliest mistake
I ain’t afraid of the dark
I’m terrified

The wolf is at the door
Huff and puff and scream and snort
Blow the House and senators aside
Bar the door and pray
Think of ways to get away
I ain’t afraid of the big bad wolf
I’m terrified

Play hard and give your all
But if you fail to win, you fall
Into a gaping hole inside your pride
Slowly fade and then
Never seen nor heard again
You ain’t afraid to lose the game
You’re terrified

Face each day of the year
And never face a single fear
Buried in your soul, down deep inside
The only thing you have to fear
Is everything you see and hear
You aren’t afraid of fear itselfYou’re terrified

The Arbiter of Morality

(Magnuson)

The Arbiter of Morality
Is just an angry girl
And we are just swine on whom she drops
Her precious wisdom pearls
The towering heights of right on which
She’s perched would frighten me
I wish I could be as pure as the
Arbiter of Morality

How hopeless we’d be without the
Arbiter of Morality
We wouldn’t know right from wrong
Without her wise authority
We’ll all be fine as long as we
Do things with which she’ll agree
How grateful we all should be for the
Arbiter of Morality

She has insight that I could not
Begin to emulate
Sometimes I just sit back and watch
As she deftly arbitrates
Look on in awe as she decides
Who’s worthy of respect
Among the assemblage of the ones she
Coaxes and collects

We gather and then we wait, and when
The Arbiter arrives
None of us say hello to her
But one of us cries out “All rise!”
We all stand at attention and
Mind our Qs and Ps
Hoping just once to appease
The Arbiter of Morality

Like A Diamond In A Pie

(Magnuson/Crumb)

I breathe the orange blossom breezes
I hear the nightingale sing
I see a star on the horizon
And the promise that it can bring

Heavens’ wonders clear now
The moon’s glow fills the sky
But you shine even brighter
Like a diamond in a pie

I skip all through the forest
New hope is in my hands
There is a love in my heart
Beauty covers all the lands

I wade through the wildflowers
Taste the clover I come by
But your love’s even sweeter
Like a diamond in a pie

I’ve always looked to the tree tops
To the wind I’ve whispered your name
For you, for so long I’ve waited
And to me you finally came

A treat to truly savor
A prize twinklin’ in my eye
A treasure better than any other
Like a diamond in a pie

She’s Got A Little Johnny In Her Hands

(Magnuson)

She’s got a little Johnny in her hands
She’s got about 300 little pins
She does her little demon voodoo dance
And punctures little Johnny’s leather skin

Eventually the real John feels the pain
She just keeps on doling out the pain
Stab and rip and stab and rip again

She’s got a little Johnny in her hands
“Even the doll is ugly,” she complains
She takes him to a stove, and there he stands
Big John’s feet are frying up in flames

Then the doll’s plunged under H2O
Big John’s feet charred from heel to toe
And now it’s hard to breathe for our hero

She’s got little Johnny in her hands
Dressed in Barbie blouse, GI Joe pants
She takes it to a mountainside in France
And kicks some snow to start an avalanche

Little John gets lost among the ruins
The real John disappears that afternoon
She’ll have a little you in her hands soon

Sins of Cowardice

(Magnuson/Crumb)

I can live with all the holes
I’ve made in this leaky boat
I row with all my might
Just to stay afloat

I know I’ll be forgiven
For shots I took in vain
Bullets that were wrong
Fired with the right aim

And I will always regret
That which makes me so powerless
The worst crimes that I’ve committed
Are my sins of cowardice

I wandered off the path
I gave myself a way
Searching for a way to live
To live with all the gray

I broke a solemn vow
But I don’t hang my head in shame
I finally saw the light
I saw the light and you’re the flame

I wish I could rear the rose
That grows from our two souls
Fear must keep its watchful place
At the heart’s controls

The rose in time will fade
To a bleached-out shade of red
Pressed between the pages
Of a book we never read

Heading For A Fall

(Magnuson)

If only my thoughts could meld like the branches in the sky
Above this rushing river tainted by some tears I’ve cried
If only my thoughts could harmonize with all the gentle sighs
Murmured by the river as the riverbank rolls by

Making my time worthwhile these days seems like such a chore
I let my time slip by these days right on out through the door
Taking the time to think these days just leads to thinking more
As time flows like the stream that just stole my remaining oar

I turn my ear to hear that the river’s louder now
I can only guess that up ahead it’s crashing down
I still feel the sun although it’s slipped behind a cloud
At rest, I ride the tide that is the only way I’ve found

Barely Noticeable
(Magnuson)

Not dead but just the same
I may as well not have a name
For some, it's sad
For me, it brings no shame

No force attracts me like the pull
Of being barely noticeable
To win and lose
And yet not play the game

Nothing liberates my soul
Like being barely visible
They sense that I'm around
But can't be reached

Forever in a state
Of falling forward on my face
After tripping over
Halts to which I've screeched

There is no place beyond
The utter joy of being gone
While still lurking near
The field of play  

In the thoughts of just a few
Maybe on a mind or two
But out of everybody
Else's way

Someday they'll find me dead
Just like that guy from off the internet
Who never did exist
Not unlike me  

Mostly void and null
Barely noticeable
The less within their reach
The more I'm free

Out On A Limb
(Magnuson/Crumb)

We didn’t know we were searching
When our souls found their match
We thought they were already whole
But it turns out they’re just patched

Wary like a fledgling bird 
We want to try our new wings
But we’re afraid of the danger
The departure would bring

Dreams of falling led me out on a limb
Fears of falling led me out on a ledge
Do I hang on to all the branches I know?
Or do I blindly believe and step off the edge?

Maybe we’re safe here
There’s no need to stray
In our homes we know so well
On solid ground we'll stay

You and I cannot fly
With this hole in our heart
Must our journey end
Before it was able to start?

Dreams of falling led me out on a limb
Fears of falling led me out on a ledge
Do I hang on to all the branches I know?
Or do I blindly believe and step off the edge?

Is our love forever
Just a bit out of reach?
Do we jump to our death?
Or do we soar heavenly?

Whatever You Choose To Believe
(Magnuson)

The price of really saying
How you feel is not worth paying
Despite how it can buy you
What you really, really want

So you stay essentially silent
And equip your harmless island
With items that are useful and can be relied upon

The rich control the weather
This chair is not real leather
There's nothing up the ruling party's sleeve
We're all in this together
I'll live with whatever
You choose to believe

Ghosts hear your repartee
They hang on every word you say
Living, breathing ghosts locked down in prisons that they haunt

That's all they do, is listen
And they know so much is missing
It's straight from day to night to day, without a dusk or dawn

Spaceships in the desert
Way too small to measure
Strange creatures we will meet on Christmas Eve
We're all in this together
I'll live with whatever
You choose to believe

Whatever you may tell them
In all likelihood won't help them
Just give them ammunition for more scrutiny and taunt

So parts of you remain
While others go, against the grain
You seem to have departed and will stay completely gone

Our fate depends on whether
All this empty pleasure
Is all that's left out there to be received
We're all in this together
I'll live with whatever
You choose to believe

Did You Ever Really Go?
(Magnuson)

Well I know you said goodbye
But did you ever really go?
And I know that you're not here no more
But did you ever really go?
That song is still playing that was on the radio
When I peeked past my paper at you standing by the door
You slammed it and the windows crashed and the same cold winds still blow
Oh but I don't know
Did you ever really go?

I don't see you at church no more
But did you ever really go?
And I know you felt like hell
But did you ever really go?

I get mad, I say things in a voice that I don't know
Devil cats get my tongue and twist it up in crooked bows
When I said "Go to hell" I didn't think you'd really go
Oh but I don't know
Did you ever really go?

I went walking through the cemetery
Looking at the names on stones
And I didn't see your name engraved
Did you ever really go?

In bed at night I swear I see drifting eyes that glow
But when I turn on the light, I am bare naked and alone
If I were sure that you're not here, then I'd beg you to come home
Oh but I don't know
Did you ever really go?

I Can’t Leave Well Enough Alone
(Magnuson)

What kind of cruel game does destiny play
To show me the sun when the skies aren't gray
And even the clouds that I do sometimes see
Aren't really so troubling to me

Why send me one who can comfort and cure
And then send another that seems even truer
Destiny, I wish you just would've gone
And left well enough alone

Now I have to live with the truth that hurts so
If I left well enough, as if I could go
I might find a soul that is even more true
But I guess well enough will do

I can't leave well enough alone
I can't break her heart, or I guess I won't
I never will reap what I never have sown
And I can't leave well enough alone

As Do I
(Magnuson/Crumb)

You fear the uncertain tomorrow
You keep fires buried below 
You continue to put on a show
As do I

You wander around so confused 
You despair over all you could lose
You still light matches close to the fuse
As do I

You wish we had met long ago
You struggle with what you now know
You keep thinking of that smoldering glow
As do I

You worry your heart’s gone astray
You hope that this new light will stay
You tell yourself there must be a way
As do I

You know now where our hearts belong
You carry the torch in your song
You wonder how love can be wrong
As do I

A Bitter Man Than I
(Magnuson)

He didn’t relent when tensions rose
He could’ve withdrawn, instead he chose
To stand up and fight, absorb the blows
He’s a bitter man than I

He isn’t a monster deep inside
But temperatures rise, then don’t subside
The truth hurts, and so he lied
He’s a bitter man than I

Ties either bind
Or just unwind

He’s losin’ it all, his wife, his mind
Tearing up documents he signed
Dimming the lights that used to shine
He’s a bitter man than I

Liquor’s the chicken and the egg
It cost him his soul, an arm, a leg
Follow the liter, fall, renege
He’s a bitter man than I
It seems to ease
But just deceives

It started to fall so long ago
Domino after domino
If you had to face what he’s been through
You’d be bitter too

Whatever don't kill ya makes ya strong
He kept telling himself that all along
Only to find it’s just plain wrong
He's a bitter man than I

Restrained
(Magnuson/Crumb)

The sky calls out the loudest
To those who have clipped wings 
Guitar rings out the proudest
With tension on its strings 

The words mean so much more
When you keep 'em to a limit
Seconds are most savored
When you only got a minute 

Where the current is restrained
The river overflows
Wider and higher
In the forest of hidden desires
Burn the brightest fires
Restrained

A lover’s face is clearer
Right before she says goodbye
The stars can better lead us
In the deepest darkest sky

The sun is always warmest
To those stuck in the cold
The happiest endings are those
In stories not yet told

Holding back
Restrained
Nothing can be lost
Nothing can be gained

Holding back
Restrained
Nothing can be lost
Nothing can be gained

Crumbs taste so much sweeter
To those with hunger pain
We thirst most for water
When it’s going down the drain

The urge to breathe is greater
When you gotta hold it in
And love is all the stronger
When it’s doomed from the beginning

I Don’t Mind If I Do
(Magnuson)

Another gin and tonic
And I'll die from it
I made my pool of vomit
So I'll lie in it
Can't stand the thought of whiskey now
And wine won't do
But a beer?
I don't mind if I do

Wine's a snooty mother
Gin is medicine
Whiskey is the devil
But beer is just a friend
The others taint my liver
And leave me cold and pale
But if there was a river of
Beer, I would set sail

A stream where troubled waters
Can calm a troubled man
I'd clean with sponge and blotters
And wring 'em into cans
Taketh from the river and
Giveth back in tow
As the course delivers me
To where I'm bound to go

Lead, beer, and I'll follow
I've nothing else to do
With every happy swallow
I'll drink a toast to you
If I don't make it home
I still know I'll make it through
I don't mind if I don't
And I don't mind if I do

Only In Dreams
(Magnuson/Crumb)

I will sit with you
Under shady trees
And I will stroke your hair
But only in my dreams…

I'll dance this waltz with you
We'll keep a perfect beat
Our feet won't touch the ground
But only in my dreams…

I will hold your hand
I will kiss your cheek
I will watch you sleep
But only in my dreams…

I will make a pledge
I'll get down on one knee
I'll give you my hand
But only in my dreams…

I’ll be forever yours
Forever mine you’ll be
We’ll live so happily
But only in my dreams…

Only in dreams
Will you be mine
Only in dreams
Can I spend my time
Only in dreams
Can I spend my time